nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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