it wasn't lemon gatorade
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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