What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I bet he comes in French.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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