I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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