You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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