Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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