I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
