Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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