My nipple is on Facebook.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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