phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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