She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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