Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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