? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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