What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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