Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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