no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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