I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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