Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Two words: blizzard sex
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think I just sharted jello shots
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