i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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