Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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