you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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