: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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