no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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