Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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