who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Hippo gnu deer
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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