The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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