i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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