Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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