can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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