The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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