Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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