All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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