Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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