come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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