She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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