I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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