Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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