I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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