Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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