Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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