its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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