Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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