So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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