we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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