You smell like stripper and shame
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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