Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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