You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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