none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
