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How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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