I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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