Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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