Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you win again, gameday.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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