What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
