Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Randomize
